Vacation Station

Where do I start. From what I remember, this has been a crazy vaca.  From jets to lambos, lions to hippos, cops to ceos, hos to more hos, and pretty much anything goes. I went on a shopping spree, bought myself a car a nice Aston Martin Vantage in the spirit of london, found some lady friends, all is well in the world of sterling right now, I still got a few days on vacation lets see what I can get into. I've been to, LA, NY, and London so far, so... no where that I intended but I've got nothin but time. 

I've been picking up various shows on my trip, I was so fucked up one night, I apparently put on the show of a lifetime at some bar with a piano on stage, and said I'd perform for a bottle of Hennessy, and the lady behind the bars number. I haven't had to pay for shit so far, and I'm still gettin paid, tell me that ain't the American dream. 

One of my friends has a live zoo at his house, you ever seen a lion drunk? Turns its roar into a burp, and its prowl into a stagger, and here we are thinking it gives us swagger. Well thats all for now, keeping it tuned into vacation station here at planet sterling, time is money friends. Shout out to my fans in London, NY, and LA, and another big shout out to my fans around the world, I'll be coming soon, to a place near you, so get ready to see how dey' do.